bury me in this or i will come back
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
I hate when I get like-zoned. Why won’t your reblog? I’m a nice guy
when a bunch of people follow u out of nowhere
Oh god what have I done!?
shout out to teachers who make you watch a movie with no note sheet
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???
IF SOMEONE TEXTS ME WHEN IM PLAYING FLAPPY BIRD AND I DIE THEN SO DO THEY
|- straight white boy sexting proverb (via sweetbeatboxin4000)|
In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.